How I became a millionaire
I had no work, nor a job.
Here and there, I tried to get money.
Lost in the mob, my pay was a sob.
For me, no buddy, no funny, no sunny.
On the pavement, I found a button,
an ordinary pants button.
In my spirit, a brilliant idea !
With my last currencies,
I bought a few buttons,
all kinds of buttons.
I decided to sell them at some offices.
Incredible how many men lost her pants buttons
At their office, under the desk, in the toilets
with secretaries, colleagues, even starlets.
With my first benefits,
I bought more and more buttons,
and wire and needles.
And to make more and more profits,
I bought a few stockings.
Incredible how many girls come at their department
With undies and rip them
I ask me where their head is
But I suppose that's life and love at the office.
My business was on the good way
I began to make a lot of money
And then I have won a million at the lottery
So you see, if I can do it,
YOU can do it !!!
